Welcome to reality

You’ve got to accept the fact that life isn’t a fairytale;
Things aren’t always happily ever after.
Things like magic wishes, Prince Charmings,
and true love don’t happen in real life.
Magic wishes come from money,
Prince Charming is a shallow idiot
with a bad haircut and overpriced clothes.
And true love?
Ha! True love is one-sided!
You love him, he loves someone else.
He loves you, you love someone else.
Never quite works out, does it?
So you’ll end up with some actor,
pretending to be your true love.
Real considerate of someone to let you know
reality was like that before being thrown into it.
“If you wish, it’ll happen.”
Well wish in one hand and crap in the other,
and see which one fills up faster.
Welcome to reality.
Enjoy your stay.