For the failure and the fall

Many professions I have done
I try them all and fail
Many professions I’ve overcome
This poem tells my tale

As a soldier, I got shot
As an ice-salesman, my ice got hot
As a marketeer, I couldn’t sell a drunk a beer.
And as a criminal, I’m just no good at all.

As a cook, I got cooked.
As a pirate, I got hooked.
As an assassin, I almost got assassinated.
And as a hacker, my system got infiltrated.

I tried to become sailor, but all my ropes snapped.
I tried to become a poacher, but I got myself trapped.
As a captain, I faced mutiny.
And As a preacher, I faced heresy.

As I pilot, I didn’t fly.
My plane caught fire, before it hit the sky.
Like a pesticide I swarm these lands.
Switching jobs with sleight of hand.
But I’ll keep on trying anyway.
Despite the failure I haven’t fade away.